2 samurai per 100 geishe
Two Sicilian cousins are forced to go to Japan to collect an inheritance. Once they arrive they realize they will have to adapt to the local customs. The tour will turn into a long series of troubles: the Sicilian cousins, to obtain the inheritance, will have to turn into real samurai.
Cast
Franco Franchi
Franco Santuzzo
Ciccio Ingrassia
Ciccio Santuzzo
Margaret Lee
segretaria dell'avv. Sciabica
Rossella Como
Mi-Tzi-Ka
Moa Tahi
Ku-Fhu
Gianni Agus
Avv. Sciabica
Vittorio Congia
Chin-Mu
Mario Carotenuto
Il notaio giapponese
Riccardo Billi
Direttore Scuola Samurai
Silvio Bagolini
Capo Cinese
Enzo Andronico
Agente FBI
Evi Farinelli
Geisha
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