Blow Me Sandwich 3
Welcome to the cock suckers deli. Where every "blow me sandwich" is served with a side of slippery spit and a nice warm mouth to tea bag your sack in. With four big melons for dessert, you won't leave hungry, but you're sure to leave the mayo. So bring your meat, take a seat, and prepare to be served the wettest, most savory, lip smacking blow job this deli has to offer!
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