Dracula Sucks
This Time the Count is Not Just Going for Throat!
Seward Sanitarium has been plagued by strange events, all following the takeover of a nearby abbey by Transylvanian Count Dracula. Visiting professor, Van Helsing, believes it to be the work of vampires, and when patients and staff begin turning up dead, realizes that he must act quickly to save the others.
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Cast

Jamie Gillis
Dracula

Annette Haven
Mina

John Leslie
Dr. Arthur Seward

Serena
Lucy Webster

Reggie Nalder
Dr. Van Helsing

Kay Parker
Dr. Sybil Seward

John Holmes
Dr. John Stoker

Mike Ranger
Dr. Peter Bradley

Paul Thomas
Jonathan Harker

Seka
Nurse Betty Lawson

Pat Manning
Irene Renfield

Nancy Hoffman
Patient

William Margold
Henry
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