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Fortune Tellers and Misfortune

3.8

2001•1h 30m

Chantel is happy: her son's away at school playing soccer, she and her husband get along, her neighbor Agnès is her best friend, and her job at a government office is easy. When her husband is laid off and she wonders for how long, her office pal Jackie recommends Alban, a psychic (and compulsive gambler), who promptly tells Chantel of a curse on her that will take three sessions (and 10,000 FF) to dispel. Through happenstance, she meets Alban's half-brother; thinking she is following the psychic predictions, she tries to start an affair with him. She also undergoes Alban's exorcism, and soon, terrible things indeed start to happen. Is there any way out of her misery?

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Photo of Emmanuelle Béart

Emmanuelle Béart

Chantal

Photo of Dieudonné

Dieudonné

Alban

Photo of Anémone

Anémone

Anémone

Photo of Zinedine Soualem

Zinedine Soualem

Roland

Photo of Valérie Bonneton

Valérie Bonneton

Agnès

Photo of Olivier Claverie

Olivier Claverie

Robert

Photo of Vincent Moscato

Vincent Moscato

Sahuc

Photo of Anne Le Ny

Anne Le Ny

Mme Clédes

Photo of Agathe Teyssier

Agathe Teyssier

Catherine

Photo of Serge Hazanavicius

Serge Hazanavicius

Frédéric

Photo of Candide Sanchez

Candide Sanchez

Frère Bernard

Photo of Thierry Gimenez

Thierry Gimenez

Thillet

Photo of Marie Le Cam

Marie Le Cam

La jeune fille rousse

Photo of Mathilde Vitry

Mathilde Vitry

La maîtresse d'Alban

Photo of Colette Maire

Colette Maire

La patronne du tabac

Photo of Audrey Langle

Audrey Langle

La serveuse

Photo of Luc Palun

Luc Palun

Le patron du PMU

Photo of Philippe Soutan

Philippe Soutan

L'alcoolique

Photo of Tatiana Gousseff

Tatiana Gousseff

La directrice

Photo of José Touré

José Touré

Le moine cistercien

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