Lower Learning
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Barry Goldwater Elementary is on the brink of collapse: the lowest test scores in the state, teachers who are either drunk or having sex on school grounds, and a principal who extorts money from parents. It's up to Tom, the down-on-his-luck vice-principal, to rally the lazy teachers, expose the principal's corruption, and turn the school around before an end of the day board decision.
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Cast

Jason Biggs
Tom Willoman

Eva Longoria
Rebecca Seabrook

Rob Corddry
Harper Billings

Monica Potter
Laura Buchwald

Will Sasso
Jesse Buchwald

Nat Faxon
Turner Abernathy

Jill Latiano Howerton
Nurse Gretchen

Kyle Gass
Decatur Doublewide

Hayes MacArthur
Digdug O'Shaughnessy

Ryan Whitney
Carlotta

Zachary Gordon
Frankie Fowler

Ed Helms
Maurice

Kiernan Shipka
Sarah

Nadji Jeter
Sling Shot Kid

Uriah Shelton
Prep School Kid

Miranda May
Sheila (uncredited)

Allen Alvarado
Miguel (uncredited)

Alejandro Patiño
Helado

Patricia Belcher
Colette Bamboo
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Reviews
Kamurai
Horrible watch, will not watch again, and actively recommend you avoid this movie.
This is the first movie where I felt the need to call child protective services and put all the adult actors involved on a watch list.
I'm just saying that some of the things these kids say, see, and in which they participate are potentially traumatizing, especially in the atmosphere they're performed. I'm sorry if this movie is supposed to be funny, but it's an awful story about awful subject matter, and none of the jokes land.
Even Jason Biggs calls out the inspector's use habits throughout the movie, and these are the people we're supposed to get behind. There is a difference between characters being silly and detrimental, and this movie is a great example of what crossing that line looks like.
Maybe it's just too real, maybe the idea of the circumstances of this movie being real is terrifying and I can't see the humor. Regardless, there is nothing I found funny about this movie, and the only redeemable acting came from a young Zachary Gordon ("Diary of a Wimpy Kid").
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