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No Sex Please - We're British

5.0

1973•1h 28m

A porn-store owner orders some new stuff from his supplier, but the delivery address gets mixed with the address of the local Barclays Bank. Here, David (the bank's assistant manager) and his new wife are shocked when photos, then films and finally two girls are sent to them in their bank-supplied flat. They and the bank's head cashier then hatch a plan to get rid of the porn—without letting their boss, the local police and David's mother in on what is happening.

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Cast

Photo of Ronnie Corbett

Ronnie Corbett

Brian Runnicles

Photo of Beryl Reid

Beryl Reid

Bertha Hunter

Photo of Arthur Lowe

Arthur Lowe

Mr. Leslie Bromley

Photo of Ian Ogilvy

Ian Ogilvy

David Hunter

Photo of Susan Penhaligon

Susan Penhaligon

Penny Hunter

Photo of Michael Bates

Michael Bates

Mr. Arnold Needham

Photo of Cheryl Hall

Cheryl Hall

Daphne Martin

Photo of Deryck Guyler

Deryck Guyler

Park Keeper

Photo of Valerie Leon

Valerie Leon

Susan

Photo of Margaret Nolan

Margaret Nolan

Barbara

Photo of Gerald Sim

Gerald Sim

Reverend John Mower

Photo of Michael Robbins

Michael Robbins

Car Driver

Photo of Frank Thornton

Frank Thornton

Glass Shop Manager

Photo of Michael Ripper

Michael Ripper

Traffic Warden

Photo of Lloyd Lamble

Lloyd Lamble

American Man

Photo of Mavis Villiers

Mavis Villiers

American Lady

Photo of Sydney Bromley

Sydney Bromley

Rag & Bone Man

Photo of John Bindon

John Bindon

Pete Hunter

Photo of Stephen Greif

Stephen Greif

Niko

Photo of Brian Wilde

Brian Wilde

Policeman

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