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Witless Protection

Protecting America's assets.

4.5

2008•1h 37m

When a small-town sheriff witnesses what he believes to be an attempted kidnapping, his effort to save the beautiful damsel in distress sets him down a wild path of comic mishap.

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Larry the Cable Guy

Deputy Larry Stalder

Photo of Ivana Miličević

Ivana Miličević

Madeleine

Photo of Jenny McCarthy

Jenny McCarthy

Connie

Photo of Yaphet Kotto

Yaphet Kotto

Ricardo Bodi

Photo of Peter Stormare

Peter Stormare

Arthur Grimsley

Photo of Eric Roberts

Eric Roberts

Wilford Duvall

Photo of Joe Mantegna

Joe Mantegna

Dr. Rondog 'Doc' Savage

Photo of Kurt Naebig

Kurt Naebig

Mark Bedell

Photo of Richard Bull

Richard Bull

Sheriff Smoot

Photo of Will Clinger

Will Clinger

Bo

Photo of Dan Waller

Dan Waller

Agent Orange / MIB #1

Photo of Rick LeFevour

Rick LeFevour

MIB #2

Photo of Joseph Luis Caballero

Joseph Luis Caballero

MIB #3

Photo of Sean Bridgers

Sean Bridgers

Norm

Photo of Gerry Bednob

Gerry Bednob

Omar

Photo of Claudia Michelle Wallace

Claudia Michelle Wallace

TSA Woman

Photo of Jesse Dabson

Jesse Dabson

TSA Expert

Photo of Gail Rastorfer

Gail Rastorfer

Morgana

Photo of Angelina Lyubomirova

Angelina Lyubomirova

Pretty Secretary (uncredited)

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