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You Won't Have Alsace-Lorraine

4.8

1977•1h 32m

Whilst King Gros Pif I amuses himself at debauched banquets, his musketeers pursue their tax-collecting duties with a malicious zeal. Goaded by the court jester (who is also the Queen’s lover), the ministers decide to put an end to this regime and have the King locked up. Hearing the news, the famous Chevalier Blanc comes to his rescue. Aided by the knight and his cousin Lucienne, the King flees to Flanders, where he devises a scheme to win him back the throne of France...

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Photo of Coluche

Coluche

Le roi Gros Pif Ier

Photo of Dominique Lavanant

Dominique Lavanant

La reine Madeleine

Photo of Anémone

Anémone

La cousine Lucienne

Photo of Martin Lamotte

Martin Lamotte

Le bouffon

Photo of Michel Blanc

Michel Blanc

Antremont

Photo of Roland Giraud

Roland Giraud

Le duc d'Orléans

Photo of Gérard Jugnot

Gérard Jugnot

Le premier capitaine des mousquetaires

Photo of Gérard Lanvin

Gérard Lanvin

Le chevalier blanc

Photo of Thierry Lhermitte

Thierry Lhermitte

Le héraut d'armes

Photo of Marie-Anne Chazel

Marie-Anne Chazel

La reine de Flandre

Photo of Philippe Bruneau

Philippe Bruneau

Le duc d'Ambise

Photo of Michel Puterflam

Michel Puterflam

Le radoteur

Photo of Philippe Manesse

Philippe Manesse

Philippe de Boynet

Photo of Christian Spillemaecker

Christian Spillemaecker

Christian de Boynet

Photo of Jacques Canselier

Jacques Canselier

L'excité

Photo of François Dyrek

François Dyrek

Le second tavernier

Photo of Roger Riffard

Roger Riffard

Père L'Auriot

Photo of Luis Rego

Luis Rego

Le second capitaine des mousquetaires

Photo of Fernand Guiot

Fernand Guiot

Le Belge

Photo of Véronique K. Colucci

Véronique K. Colucci

Une favorite du roi

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