Alice Dinnean

as Mummy / Caretaker's Dog / Miss Cartier

as sekeEkt (The Ornamentalist) (voice) / Various Characters (puppet)

as Additional Roles (voice) / Various Characters (puppet)

as Various Characters (puppet)

as Rotten Cotton Girl

as Puppeteer #2

as Squonk (voice)

as Alynda (voice)

as Additional Muppet Performer (voice)

as Additional Muppet Performer

as Gabriela (voice) / Susie / Zeke / Mom (voice) / Miao Hu (voice) / QT9 (voice)

as Bunraku Puppeteer

as Afghan Hound / Wanda / Additional Muppet Performer (voice)

as Additional Muppet Performer (voice)

as Puppeteer

as CowBella

as Bikini Woman Who Drinks Grape Juice (uncredited)

as Additional Muppet Performer (voice) (archive footage)

as Mary Robbins - Phone Operator (uncredited)

as Mary (voice)

as Camilla / Foo-Foo (voice)

as Additional Muppet Performer

as Orange Juice (voice)

as Additional Muppet Performer (voice)

as Pilgrim / Vicki / Kermit's Mom

as Pretty Blonde Comic Book Shopper (uncredited)

as Puppet

as Rosita's Right Hand

as Additional Muppet Performer

as Cheryl's Woman (uncredited)

as Additional Muppets (voice)

as Grandma Flutter

as Mummy Hand

as Baby Demon Puppeteer

as Elf (voice)

as Sofie

as Snizzy (voice)

as Sherry Netherland (voice)

as Twisted Sister (voice)

as Mouse (voice)

as Julie Woo / Sizzle (voice)

as Gaffer/ Muppet performer