Chris LaMartina
Directing
Biography
Chris LaMartina is an American director, writer, and producer that works out of Baltimore, Maryland. He is known for his motion pictures, WNUF Halloween Special (2013) and Call Girl of Cthulhu (2014). Since 2011, he has been working in marketing and advertising as a Creative Director as well as Director of Storytelling for several mid-Atlantic-based ad agencies.
Known For
Shocktail Hour: Werewolves! Zombies! ...and Blobs!
Creep on down to the crypt and join undead dame Aurora Gorealis for Shocktail Hour, a hilarious horror show crawling with a ghoulish cast of characters, twisted takes on classic fright flicks, and devilish drink demos. First, it’s complete lunacy when Aurora transforms the show into a werewolf sanctuary under the glow of a full blood moon. Then, Aurora digs up the living dead for a re-animated romp with an army of zombies. Finally, it’s slime time with Aurora’s 2021 Blobfest Variety Show.
Grave Mistakes
When a grave robber tries to barter with a strange antiques dealer, the two trade stories rather than goods. Tales of zombies, vampires, and ghosts are told upstairs while an unspeakable horror waits in the basement.
What Happens Next Will Scare You
Staying late in their office on a Friday night, a motley crew of click-bait article authors are tasked with finding the top thirteen scariest online videos in preparation for a Halloween roll-out. When an early entry promises to curse whoever watches the cryptic link, our snarky writers must distinguish fact from fiction before a crescendo of paranormal disturbances lead to real-life murders.
Call Girl of Cthulhu
When a virginal artist falls in love with a call girl, she turns out to be the chosen bride of the alien god Cthulhu. To save her, he must stop an ancient cult from summoning their god and destroying mankind.
Winners Tape All: The Henderson Brothers Story
The story of Michael and Richard Henderson, two stepbrothers from West Virginia who saw an opportunity in the burgeoning VHS market in the 1980s and made their own backyard horror movies, "The Curse of Stabberman" and "Cannibal Swim Club." These films would've been long forgotten, but a recent resurgence in horror fans collecting rare VHS tapes has put the Henderson Brothers back in the spotlight. Thanks to their biggest fan, they're sitting down for their first on-camera interview and looking back on their movies - but they might not be as good as they remembered!
Satan's House of Yoga
Franklin was a nerd, a hopeless geek whose horror movie DVDs were his only form of comfort. Until one day he met Laura, a beautiful, sweet, good natured girl. She saw Franklin for his "inner beauty." But soon she is kidnapped by a crazy cult. Now Franklin must toughen up in order to save his love and the entire world!
S.O.V. The True Independents
Series dedicated to preserving the legacy of shot on video horror movies. Hear the true stories from the innovators themselves on these important works in cinema history.
What's Left Inside
Broken up with on the eve of a global lockdown, a man is pushed to the brink of madness by his isolation... only to discover he may not be as alone as he initially thought.
Queen of the Rats
An emerging noise rock band in the 2000s music scene of Providence, RI tries to secure a gig at a local, nationally renown warehouse venue. As tensions flare and stakes rise, they become embroiled in a battle with the venue's owner, the mafia, and a Lovecraftian cosmic horror.
For Sale By Exorcist
Susan Price is a savvy realtor and certified exorcist who’s spent years flipping haunted houses across the country. From bleeding walls to glowing eyes, every listing is to die for! But as Susan hunts for her own forever home, the ghosts she’s evicted return for revenge. Will Susan settle with these vengeful spirits…or could she lose her life along with her down payment?
Filmography
as Chris
as Glen Costello
as Party Werewolf
as Radio Announcer
as Randy (segment "Lake Zaca Monster") (voice)
as Henry Jacoby
as Arkham Sanitarium Patient
as Dante (segment "Last Kill and Testament")
as Danny