Frances Barber

as Carol

as First Player / Player Queen / Second Clown

as Cheryl

as Marie

as Olivia Arnold

as Mrs Ambrigail

as Herself

as Dolly Nolan

as Miss Ferguson

as Viv Collins

as Narrator

as Princess Margaret

as Princess

as Mrs. Cheveley

as Alison

as Joy

as Jessie Welford

as Natalia Sedova

as Angela

as Matinee "Madame Schirmer"

as Amelia, Contessa di Faraglione

as Lesley

as Self

as Self

as Various Roles

as Virginia (Ginny) Trench

as Davina Malmort

as Bernice

as Diana Vreeland

as Mrs. Brandley

as Diana Watson

as Self - Participant

as Sheila Bloom

as Caroline Warwick

as Elizabeth

as Pat Poynter

as Janice

as Miss Prentice

as Goneril

as Carol Harmison

as Daisy

as Doctor Mendall

as S & M Prostitute

as Carol Harmison

as Madame Kovarian

as Eye Patch Lady

as Narrator (voice)

as Lizzie Hinchcliffe

as Fenja Evilenka

as Miss Piggy (voice)

as Clarissa

as Agrippina

as (voice)

as Frances

as Eva

as Isabella Flores

as Julia Sinclair

as The Bolter

as Rivka Kahn

as Georgie

as Jessica

as Louise Ferman

as Mrs. Chambers

as Janine

as Lady in Black

as Woman

as Lady Jersey

as Beatrice Templeton

as Diana Goode

as Ingrid Lockston

as Constance Fielding

as Princess Catherine Radziwill

as Adonia

as Sally Denton

as Andrea Wallis

as Maria

as Marie

as Erika Brandt

as Anna Lindsay

as Mother

as Karen

as Sally Denton

as Anita Lawrence

as Miss Trumble

as Ellen, Lil's Mother

as Medusa

as Gloria Twigge

as Freddie Hancock

as Ann

as Angela

as Joan

as Claire Deeds

as Gert

as Helga Bauer

as Lady Millicent

as Merlina Rival

as Viola / Cesario

as Megan

as Genny

as Winnie Verloc

as Rosie

as Leonie Orton

as Nicole Burgess

as Nancy

as Sister Saint Winifred

as Venus de Milo

as Alice

as Viv

as Wanda Grabinska

as Woman

as Dagmara

as Jill

as Mission Girl

as Annie Besant

as Melody

as Self

as Mrs Ambrigail

as Melody