François Simard
Directing
Biography
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Known For
Lost Cause
A young man is visited by the ghost of his older self in order to change his destiny.
Ninja Eliminator 2: Quest of the Magic Ninja Crystal
In this fake movie trailer sequel to the original fake movie trailer, the legendary gold ninja must find the magic ninja crystal to save his girlfriend and will battle dangerous evil ninjas wearing mustaches.
Red Head Red Dead
An innocent woman falls victim to her burgeoning sexuality, as a gang of cut-throats have their way with her. Now, witness the powerful transformation of a simple girl into the absolute vessel of destruction. Who can stand in her way?
Happily Married
In 1974, in the quiet suburb of Sainte-Foy, two discontented couples bring their kids to summer camp. Once home, they must face the pitiful state their marriages are in. Unable to deal with their problems, they become the most infamous criminals in the history of organized crime in Quebec City.
Turbo Kid
In a post-apocalyptic wasteland, an orphaned teen must battle a ruthless warlord to save the girl of his dreams.
T is for Turbo
Armed with little more than blind faith and an ancient turbocharged weapon, THE KID learns of justice and friendship and embarks on an incredible journey to rid the Wasteland of evil. This Short film was later made into the feature "Turbo Kid".
Ninja Eliminator
A fake movie trailer that spoofs Geoffrey Ho movies. Focuses on the adventures of the most dangerous ninjas battling to obtain the microfilm containing the last secrete ninja technique.
Total Fury
This over-the-top gorefest tells the story of a young girl who has to combat a large collection of bad guys to escape graphic torture. She takes inspiration from Arnold Schwarzenegger movies circa 1980 unleashing a parade of violence that turns the whole screen red.
Ninja Eliminator 3: Guardian of the Dragon Medallion
Fake sequel to the previous fake film installments.
Kalashnipot
Two stoners save the town of Trois-Rivières (Province of Quebec, Canada) from a russian invasion.
Filmography
as Motard
as The Father
as Goro
as Frank
as Poteux Lapin
as Gold Ninja
as Mister Banana / Hippie Biker
as Yellow Ninja / Gold Ninja
as Maniaque au pic à fondue