Jesse Welles

as Self

as Bea

as Mrs. Mendelsson

as Billie Joe

as Doris Leone

as Eva (voice)

as Ms. Deborah Henley

as Roz Malino

as Gwen

as Elinore (voice)

as Marrigold (voice) / Miss America (voice) (uncredited)

as Debby

as Nancy Wade

as Shana Bowie

as Sorel Henderson

as Loretta Kane

as Mitzi Carthay

as Ellen Taggert