John Polonia
Directing
Biography
No biography available for John Polonia.
Born: September 30, 1968
Known For
Channel 13
A horror anthology film harking back to the mid 70’s and 80’s, inspired by Amicus productions and Creepshow, this Polonia bros. film was shot in 1987 and was never finished, lost for nearly 30 years. Witness three tales, told by a hooded monk on the titular Channel 13. A video game geek returns from some arcade fun to watch movies on TV and can only get reception on Channel 13. He views tales of decadence and horror, containing killer scarecrows, monster birds, and cannibal spaghetti farm owners!
Holla If I Kill You
Once the hottest comic in America, Hollaback's name was in hip-hop songs, all over the media making Eminem look like MC Hammer. Then, in a flash, it's gone. He's played out. It's so bad that even the places he used to headline won't let him in the door. Well, Hollaback isn't going to take it. He's not about to let his fifteen minutes of fame slip away while getting booed off the stage. No one better diss Holla... it may cost them their life.
Hallucinations
Three brothers (one who is slow and another who is adopted) have disturbing and violent hallucinations while their mother is at work.
Nightmare Vacation
Join John Polonia and Matt Satterly as they head to the shore for a few days of booze and babes! Little do they know a sadistic killer with a sharp knife is tagging along, leaving a trail of bodies in his wake. What is the terrible secret behind all the slayings?
Blood Red Planet
From beyond the galaxy comes a terror heading toward earth, destroying everything in its path: a rogue planetoid from the outer reaches of the cosmos itself. After a failed attempt by the Omega 1 to eliminate the mysterious space entity, the crew of the Omega 2 blast off as the last hope for mankind. As minutes and seconds tick away, the motley crew discovers the terrible secret inside the planetoid. They're the only ones keeping the human race from total extinction! Can the world be saved ?!
Feeders 3: The Final Meal
23 years have passed since the last feeding. Now, they have returned to Earth for the final meal.
Feeders
Two friends on a road trip pass through a town where aliens are landing and feeding upon the some of the civilians.
Dweller
After a perfect bank heist, three criminals high-tail it to an old cabin in the woods to split the $100,000 they stole. Little do they know that an alien being from a crashed saucer is prowling the woods for food. The suspense tightens as greed, fear, and paranoia split the group apart as the hungry creature closes in on them. Terror and shock in the usual Polonia Brothers tradition!
Among Us
B-movie director Billy D'Amato has made a career out of horror movies...but when he meets a suspicious real "monster in the woods" on a shoot, he is forced to re-evaluate, and fight for, his life.
Razorteeth
People full of problems...a lake full of piranha!
Filmography
as Bennett (archival footage)
as John
as Frank
as Johnson the Fisherman
as John
as Peter Rottentail
as John
as Ray Steele
as Joseph
as Fan with Kufi
as Cadaver
as J.J.
as Malco
as Mechanic
as Evil Bennett (archive footage)
as Bennett
as Man in Bar
as Doug
as Joseph
as John