Johnny Williams

as Uncle Sal

as Frankie Foldem

as Chip

as Fat Paulie

as Lou

as Mobster

as Russo

as Joe

as Cheeks

as Sam

as Big Tony

as Elevator Attendant

as Dot Com Donnie

as Kentucky State Trooper

as Tanner (segment "Frankie the Squirrel") (as Johnny 'Roastbeef' Williams)

as Vito

as Danny Defino

as Carmen Lorenzo

as Al

as Phil 'Pooch' Puccirelli

as Mario

as Angelo Ruggiero

as Jimmy

as Bubba

as Bartender

as Vince

as Wasp Collector

as Fred

as Lou

as Marv Riker

as Tow Truck Driver

as Leo Galloway

as Burt

as Lou

as Sharkey

as Johnny Sandwich

as Borelli's Man #2

as Johnny Roastbeef

as Hubert 'Geese' Ausbie / Multi Man (voice)

as Geese Ausbie (voice)

as Newscaster

as Raymond Scott Quintette