Lloyd Ahlquist

as Homeless Man

as Self

as Surfer Dude (voice)

as Rap Battle Host

as Darren Darabond

as Johann Sebastian Bach

as Benjamin Franklin/Elvis Presley/Clint Eastwood/Babe Ruth/Thomas Edison

as John McCain

as Self

as Napoleon Bonaparte

as Marlon Brando

as Superman

as James T. Kirk

as Bill O'Reilly

as Adolf Hitler

as Gandalf

as Bill Gates

as Pablo Picasso

as Mitt Romney

as Chuck Norris

as Marty McFly

as Adolf Hitler/Randy Savage "Macho Man"

as Clint Eastwood

as Babe Ruth

as Al Capone

as J.P. Morgan

as Leonardo (body)/ Donatello (body) / Michelangelo (body/voice) / Raphael (body)

as Skrillex

as Joseph Stalin/Mikhail Gorbachev

as William Wallace

as Adam

as Carl Sagan

as Genghis Khan

as white preacher

as Christmas elves

as Elvis Presley

as Walter White

as Thing 1 / Thing 2

as Mario

as Thomas Edison

as Lilly Truscott

as Robin

as Leonidas (voice)/Leonidas' six-year-old son

as Frank Sinatra

as Stan Lee

as Gordon Ramsay

as Clyde Barrow

as Bobby Orr

as Pennywise/Superman

as Hannibal Lecter

as The Burger King

as Robin Williams

as Socrates

as Frederick the Great/Joseph Stalin/Mikhail Gorbachev

as Vlad the Impaler

as George R. R. Martin/Mikey Walsh

as Bruce Banner

as Wolverine

as Ash Williams

as Thanos

as Thor (voice)

as Adam Savage/Stay Puft Marshmallow Man (Voice)

as Phil McGraw

as Harry Houdini

as Roman soldiers

as James Bond (Sean Connery)

as Theodore Roosevelt

as The Terminator

as Steve Irwin

as Alfred Hitchcock

as Bill S. Preston/Genghis Khan/Napoleon Bonaparte/Socrates

as Donald Trump/Russian Hacker

as Ragnar Lodbrok

as John "Hannibal" Smith/Templeton "Faceman" Peck/Captain H.M. "Howling Mad" Murdock/ Mr. McFeely

as John McClane

as Mutt

as Jeff Bezos

as Karl Marx

as King Kong (voice)

as Donald Trump / Theodore Roosevelt

as Charlemange

as Elon Musk

as Dr. Andre Nodick

as Lloyd Ahlquist