Lou Wilson

as Fabian Seacaster

as Kingston

as Self - Cast Member

as El Dragón

as Fabian Seacaster

as Pinocchio

as Self (archive footage)

as Self

as Self - Announcer (voice)

as Self - Player

as Whitney Jammer

as Gunthrie "Gunnie" Miggles-Rashbax (voice)

as Whitney Jammer (voice)

as Amethar Rocks (voice)

as Fabian Seacaster (voice)

as Lord Squak Airavis (voice)

as Nydas Okiro

as Richie

as Self

as Self - Contestant

as Self (archive footage)

as Self

as Meth

as Self

as Self - Contestant

as Fabian Seacaster

as Kingston Brown

as Amethar Rocks

as Delissandro Katzon

as Gunthrie "Gunnie" Miggles-Rashbax

as Whitney Jammer

as Lord Squak Airavis

as Pinocchio

as Montgomery LaMontgommery

as Chunch Cucumber

as Taffy Moops

as Joseph - AA Member #2

as Lucas Wiley

as Frank

as Cashier

as D.J. J.D.