Lydia Lael
Acting
Biography
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Known For
Curse of the Weredeer
There's something in them woods and it's killin' hunters. On his bachelor party deer killin', beer drinkin', huntin' trip weekend; Randy's world is turned inside out. All's he wanted to do was to spend a lil' time with the fellers.
Trust Your Photographer
A sadist imprisons a fetish photographer in his home and uses his phone to get his models to come to the house so he can tie them up and rape them.
I Told You Not to Call the Police
A terrified babysitter endures a harrowing home invasion, only to discover her nightmare has just begun when she disobeys her attacker's command not to report the crime to the police. Later, when the maniac returns to make good on his threat, the babysitter realizes he'll stop at nothing to make her pay for her insolence.
Santa Claus: Serial Rapist
A woman who is researching alien abductions for a book receives increasing reports of nocturnal attackers who are described as resembling Santa Claus. She enlists the aid of a scholar of mythology to see if the legend of Santa has a darker side, and what she discovers is more horrifying than she could never have expected.
Scienceless Fiction
Notorious director "Bill Zebub" ("Assmonster") set out to spoof science fiction movies. He noticed that Star Trek had social messages woven into the stories. He thought jokingly "What if I weave ANTIsocial messages?" Not letting the joke fade, he wondered if there were anything in modern times that he could target, and the answer came fast. Political correctness.
Disgruntled Employee
An inept janitor is fired after repeated offenses, which triggers a brutal kind of revenge, which he takes out on the female workers.
Dickshark
Rachel Crow stars as the woman whose lover has been secretly using penis-enlargement cream. It has an unusual side effect that ultimately leads to an abomination. Erin Brown (also known as Misty Mundae) supports her boyfriend, Dick (played by Bill Zebub) who is a modern day Victor Frankenstein. The search for the rampaging monster intensifies as more victims fall prey.
Loving a Vegetable
A woman in a wheelchair suddenly finds herself dealing with an intruder. As the villain escalates his depraved behavior, the woman misses one cue after another for getting out of the situation. She is crippled in more ways than one.
Holocaust Cannibal
Nearing the end of WW2, Nazis realize that they will lose. A handful of them board a plane bound for Argentina, where they plan to live in hiding. During the flight lightning hits the plane and the SS parachute onto an island populated by savages. Atrocities await. Notorious director Bill Zebub has often ridiculed fascism, but he never actually targeted Nazis. This is the first movie in which he outright makes fun of them. He never thought that it was necessary to point out the obvious, but this particular story is fertile ground for new parody.
Surreal Sicko
A perverted landlord goes on a rape spree. His tenant is mentally ill, and the landlord alters the crime scenes in a way that will implicate the schizophrenic, that is, if the bodies are ever found. Will the rampage continue unchecked?
Filmography
as Island Girl
as Lydia
as Kayla
as Lydia
as Lydia
as Greta
as Mermaid
as Last Victim
as Victim #1