Mark Bonnar

as Self - Contestant

as Stephen Burns

as Craig (Dive Supervisor)

as Roderick McGill

as Self

as Reverend Humbleby

as Junot

as Brian

as Alwyn Evans

as Alwyn

as DSU Clive Timmons

as Jock Horsfall

as Self - Presenter

as Unicorn (voice)

as Paul Smith

as Max McCall

as Sir James Danemere

as Sir James

as Field

as Mr. Jeffreys

as Dec

as Eric Morecambe

as Officer Meekie

as Nate

as Gary Carmichael

as Billy

as Narrator

as Peter Mayhew

as Lawrence Close

as John Halliday

as Reverend Gibbon

as Colin Osborne

as Iain

as Neil

as Adam Collingborne

as Chris

as Dr. Robinson

as Fox

as Raymond

as Duncan Hunter

as Peter Adler

as DCC Mike Dryden

as DCC Michael Dryden

as Trofimov

as Andy Marshall

as Danny Pryor

as Ben Farrell

as Don

as D.S. Ben Holt

as Detective Finney

as Richard

as Self

as Tommy

as Self

as Jimmy

as DC Ed Harvey

as DI Jim Margolies

as William Carnarvon

as Bruno Jenkins