Paul Ritter

as Bentley Purchase

as Himself

as Turton

as Alexander Suvorov

as Lewis

as Marcus Levy

as Anatoly Dyatlov

as General Ormonde Winter

as Werner Lienhard

as Franklyn

as Raymond Parfitt

as Dave

as Augustus Rowley

as CRC Tech Arbogast

as TV Presenter

as Bram Stoker

as Jimmy Perry

as Randolph Miller

as Monsieur Dubois

as Sir John Seymour

as Rev. Kenneth 'Padre' Bartlett

as Bobby Waterhouse

as Peter

as Eric Sykes

as John Major

as Angelo

as Mackintosh

as Thomas

as Ed

as Masters

as Pistol

as Oliver Reynolds

as Wemmick

as Billy Cartwright

as Mr Pearce

as Martin Goodman

as Galba

as Manager

as Terry Linex

as Pobjoy, headmaster

as Frank Tucker

as Eldred Worple

as Guy Haines

as Record Shop Owner

as D.C. Daniel Yelland

as Geography Teacher

as Cosimo Ruggieri

as Mad Bob

as Robert

as Chiffinch

as Alan Pierce

as Alman, the photographer

as Dave

as Drug Buyer

as Harry Fleetwood

as Self - Nominee