Ryan Creamer

as Calvin

as Self - Host

as Self - Society Member

as Self - Presenter

as Self - Guest

as Self - Contestant

as Self - Contestant

as Co-Worker

as Self - Contestant

as Handsome Trey O'Donovan

as Nigel Evans

as Actually Geese

as Hot Wolf Blitzer

as Ryan Crap

as Tammy Tortellini

as Stacy McCool

as Mrs. Ping-Pong

as Nathan