Simon Chilvers

as Paul

as Self - Narrator (voice)

as George Hancock

as Charlie Parker

as Phil Reynolds

as Brian Toomey

as Rex

as Instep

as Shearer

as George Johnson

as H.V. Evatt

as Thaddeus

as Commission president

as Sgt. Julian Flicker

as Howard

as Rev. Mitchell

as Algerson

as Col. Berry

as Inspector Poole

as Bishop Goold

as Cross

as Alfred

as Bill McCabe

as Sideshow Boss