Tim Healy

as Narrator (voice)

as Narrator

as Himself

as Gastric

as Himself (Narrator)

as Himself

as Eric Lofthouse

as Self - Participant

as Tommy Skinner

as Self

as Geoff

as Andrew

as Les / Lesley

as Self

as Dave Miller

as Harvey Troupe

as Paul King

as Derek

as Ian

as Ralph Breeze

as McArdle

as McArdle

as DCI Duggan

as DCI Colin Duggan

as Mike Fiddler

as Mr Mulcaster

as Mr. McCarten

as Reg

as Self - Audience Member (uncredited)

as Bertie Masson

as Mr Grimes

as Dalton

as Mr. Nightingale Sr.

as Malcolm Cromer

as Jacob Collins

as Eric

as Foxy

as Mr Lang

as Sandy

as Ronnie Goodall

as Dick

as Cedric Shanks

as Reg Toomer

as Tramp

as Syd Lemon

as Ken Gardiner

as Dennis

as Riff Raff

as Dennis Patterson

as 'Dirty' Charlie Hoggy

as George

as Phil

as Phil