Tom Hodges

as Bork

as Tim "Tiny Wonders" Woolrich

as ER Nurse

as Passenger Cop

as Jake

as Asshole #3

as Groom

as Lieutenant Hogan

as Lars

as Fred

as Jasper

as Soldier #2

as Dylan

as Billy Clancy

as Les Parker

as Jim Schoenfeld

as Mark Schwartz

as Pechetti

as Mr. Copely

as Great O'Grady

as Manager

as Pool Player

as Ray Jacobs

as Marjorie Zipp

as Don Curran

as Louie Jones

as Bob / Schecky's Mother

as Aunt Sparkle / Butler

as Wesley

as Tiny

as Rob

as Bruno

as Rich

as Tiny

as Hal