Tom McGowan

as Burt Rubens

as Ed

as Ed Jordan

as Self - Special Guest

as Self

as Jax Rindell

as Sipos

as Bill Johnson

as Congressman Moyes

as Mr. Kuhner

as Robert

as Principal Roth

as Donnie Griffiths

as Fred

as Luther Reeves

as Patrick Fisher

as Leo

as Joe

as Ed

as Noris Milk

as Mayor Franklin

as Reverend Dave

as Bill

as Harrison

as Bob

as Frank

as Inspector

as Joe

as Bill

as John Tyler

as Mark

as Dirty Marty

as Mr. Moran

as Tom Donaldson

as Maitre'd

as Walter Merchandise

as William Wright

as Dr. Newman / Dave (voice)

as Principal Larue

as Bernie Gruenfelder

as Harry Radman

as Pat

as Joe Bernero

as Alexander Woollcott

as Clifford Walker

as Kenny Daly

as Reporter

as Keith

as Bill

as Rich Merchant

as Eddie Cheever

as Edgar