William Rushton

as Himself

as Astronomer (voice)

as Toby Belch (voice)

as Toby Belch (voice)

as Host

as Self

as Narrator (Himself)

as Berk / Boni / The Thing Upstairs / Rogg (voice)

as The King (voice)

as the Ghost of Christmas Present

as Self

as The Ghost of Christmas Present

as Wilfred Crimble (archive footage) (uncredited)

as Self

as Narrator

as Lance

as Self - Host

as Dodger Harris

as Wilfred Crimble

as Snotty Shuttleworth

as Dr. Watson

as Walter Tumbril

as Lance

as Tobias Cromwell

as Bennet

as Plautus

as Sylvester Wall

as Dylan's Assistant

as Tremayne Gascoyne

as Gerry

as Fat Friend

as Self