A 'fly on the wall', partially unscripted comedy looks at incompetent, dysfunctional night-time security guards as they cause more harm than good, dealing with prostitutes, turf wars with private school boys and everything in between.
Seasons
8 Episodes • Premiered 2023
1. Calling The Cops
Train guard Lil tracz spends his shift working a rap to re-route his boring life, and beach guard Milton threatens to call the police to move along underage private school boys.
2. Self Defence
Wannabe cop Dave Thorne teaches self defence to a recent victim of abuse, and guard Tim has written a love letter for sex worker Jo.
3. No Condom
Guard Tim tries his best to get prostitute Jo a good rate with a cheap client, and wannabe cop Dave Thorne gets himself into a tricky situation with a gay man in a highly active gay beat.
4. Grill
VIP security driver Clinton Murray makes actor Georgie Parker uncomfortable with a lengthy video message for his mum and beach guard Milton offers to buy some local youths alcohol.
5. Headshots
Bouncer Buck is in hot water for making some party goers ingest their entire stash of drugs and driver Clinton Murray asks for Georgie Parker's advice on his acting headshots.
6. Do You Have A Heart?
Guard Tim finally tells prostitute Jo his feelings and his dreams sort of come true, and Milton has reached breaking point and shows his heart to the private school kids.
7. MC Sook
Things get heated between train guards Lil Tracz and Marko when they discuss who gets the bigger cut of their potential rap money, and bouncer Buck shows off the biggest perk of the job.
8. The Bagger
Lil Tracz gets the call, Georgie Parker goes on a wild ride, and wannabe cop Dave Thorne comes face to face with 'The Bagger'.
